Steppenwolf Takes Disney’s Princess Kida On A Strange Magic Carpet Ride

We have no idea what kind of musical taste Disney's Princess Kida has, but when the Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee introduces her to Steppenwolf, you can count on a VERY strange "Magic Carpet Ride" indeed.

ANNOUNCER - It's time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Well, sort of. It's Fuzzy's Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.

FUZZY - Let's see. Lynyrd Skynyrd, AC/DC, Def Leppard. Good morning, everyone. I'm picking out some good music to listen to for later on but we have a story that requires fracturing first. It's Disney's Atlantis and the Lost Empire Out For A Spin.

One day, Princess Kida was showing Milo the wonders of Atlantis. While investigating an ancient pyramid, they come across a shark shaped vehicle.

MILO - Boy, this pyramid tour really blows. Being in this thing makes me want to take a dump the size of a pyramid. Hey, Princess, what's that over there? Is that an ancient crapper Commander Rourke uses when he's constipated?
PRINCESS - Oh, dear. Not exactly. It's called an adorac. It's a flying machine he uses.

MILO - an aka-what? Listen, I gotta take a dum. Now unless you put me in the cryo chamber and wake me in the future penitentiary like Demolition Man, I ain't using those seashells to clean my heiney hole. I'm a TP kind of guy. You get?

DEOMOLITION MAN AUDIO - He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. I can see how that could be confusing.

FUZZY - As Kida explained what the vehicle is, Milo quickly hopped aboard. If it could get him to the crapper quicker, so be it. Milo pressed the launch button as they both blasted off

MILO - this Aka gizmo's pretty damn fast. What's this button do, Princess?

STEPPENWOLF - "Magic Carpet Ride"

MILO - Now, that's some good old fashioned riding music. I'm starting to like this aka gizmo. If this can help me take it dump quicker, I'll marry this thing. No offense, Princess.
PRINCESS - Milo, there's no time to go out for a spin. We have to go back. Commander Rourke's gonna chop your head off when he learns you stole his machine.
MILO - Oh, he can chop his own head off. And I ain't talking about the one with the two eyes, but the one-eyed monster instead. And bear in mind, Princess, I'll do whatever it takes to take that dump. Even if it means stealing flying sharks. Come on, girl. Aren't you having a good time with me searching for a crapper here in Atlantis? Now, let's put the pedals in the metal.
PRINCESS - Milo!

FUZZY - Here it is, Steppenwolf. I'll add this to my listening pleasure as I take a dump. Until next week, boys and girls.

The Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce romance continues, and more cute photos of them emerged this weekend.

They already had what some call a “hard launch” of their relationship when they showed on on Saturday Night Live last week. Taylor has been to four Kansas City Chiefs games. She went to the first one against the Bears in Arrowhead, then went to the Chiefs/Jets game when they played at Met Life Stadium, and then she was at the Thursday night game when the Chiefs played the Broncos and the Chiefs vs Chargers game yesterday.

It was a whirlwind few weeks for Taylor, as her movie, officially called Taylor Swift: The Ears Tour Movie broke major records. I got to see it yesterday and it’s incredible. Also, make a note that it is three hours long just like the real concert. Taylor was in LA for the Eras Tour Movie premiere then she flew right to Kansas City Thursday morning for Travis’ game on Thursday night. Then they flew to NYC together, stayed there for the weekend. She then flew from NYC to LA and Travis went from LA to Philly for the Phillies game with Jason Kelce and then back to Kansas City just in time to record his "New Heights" podcast on Tuesday, which comes out on Wednesdays.

And to think, it all started when Taylor Swift brought The Eras Tour to Arrowhead in Kansas City, Travis revealed on his New Heights podcast that he went to the show and that he made her a friendship bracelet with this phone number. He wanted to give it to her, but unfortunately, she didn’t meet him. Turns out she did meet him after all. In fact, during a press conference this week, Travis said he had the mustache the first time he met Taylor, which means if you're following the timeline of their relationship, they met in the beginning of August. Check out the adorable pics  below.

Travis Kelce's stats since Taylor coming to his games is insane. He's averaging over 100 yards in receptions a game, which is beyond impressive, especially that he's almost 34. Andy Reid loves it so much, he said Taylor is welcome anytime she wants.

You can tell the more games she goes to, the more she gets into it.  I know people say she's an Eagles fan and I'm sure she is, but I don't think she's never been a football fan.  You can tell she's learning, which is fun to watch.

GAH! How cute!  Taylor is wearing a friendship bracelet with 87 on it.  87 is obviously Travis' number.  Reportedly, Patrick Mahomes mom got her the bracelet as a welcome to Chiefs Kingdom gift.  So thoughtful!

I definitely couldn't wait to see them leave the stadium together and they didn't disappoint in their matching red gear speeding off in a getaway CART.  Ha.  Compared to the Getaway Car they drove off in when she was first stopped at his game in September.

Here, they are at a party, which is reportedly at Travis' House. They seem to be watching the Eagles game. And Taylor plants a cute kiss on his cheek.

Andy Reid is on board with Taylor and Travis. Travis' stats since he started dating Taylor are insane. Andy said in the press conference after the game, "Kelce keeps getting better with time. Taylor can stay around all she wants."

It's crazy that Taylor is dating someone who does his own press conferences and has a super popular podcast. Travis spoke to the media in Kansas City last week and he was asked if people are going to dress like him for Halloween, and what they should wear. He didn't disappoint.