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Keep This Florida Woman Away From Chicken During An Argument With Her Kid

Author Jim Monaghan

If you’re a parent, you know how frustrating arguing with your child can be. Especially when the kid is winning. When that happens to Florida Woman, it’s best to keep her away from the raw chicken parts.

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!

Actually, in this case, it’s Florida Woman.

DATELINE – St. Petersburg and the Saga of 30-year old Florida Woman Mary Marquardt, who got into an argument with her daughter.

I’m a parent. You might be a parent as well. I have three kids. We’ve all been through that stage.
You’re arguing with your kid, it’s not going well for you.

Child is strong willed. You can try humor. “Why?” “Because elephants have flat feet.” When they’re little, that answer throws them a little bit. “Oh, okay.”

When you get older or when they get older, you pretty much have to resort to “BECAUSE I SAIDE SO!”

Again, that’ll only work for a little while.

Well, apparently, Mary got into an argument with her daughter, and when she realized that she wasn’t going to win it, she didn’t do the elephant line, and she didn’t do “because I said so.”

She picked up the nearest object she could find, which happened to be some raw chicken, and she threw it at the kid.

Now, we do not want to make fun of or condone domestic violence, but this is rather bizarre. We think that the kid was hit in the leg with the chicken. Child is fine., thankfully.

Mary booked and charged with domestic battery, eventually bailed out of jail a day later. She’s been ordered to stay away from her daughter.

Now, this is not the first time that there’s been an incident with Mary. Back in 2018, she was arrested for headbutting her husband during an altercation that left the hubby with a busted, bloody bottom lip. He declined to press charges, so the battery count there was dropped at the time.

But you can imagine the conversation in jail when Mary was brought in. “Hey, Ma Barker. What are you in?” “Um, I lost an argument with my kid, and I threw a chicken.”

Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For August 2023

The month of August was pretty wild for Florida Man.

Oh sure, there were the usual drunken adventures and mishaps. And impersonating a police officer, well that’s definitely nothing new for Florida Man.

What surprised us was the location Florida Man chose for some of his antics – like church – and his inclusion of Mom a couple of times.

Even for non-believers, there has to be at least a little concern of “What if…” when you decide to commit any kind of crime in a church or house of worship.

After all, there are so many other places to find victims these days.

Although we will admit that the attempt at salvation via baptism while in the act of vandalizing a church puts a different sort of twist on things.

And when it comes to dealing with Mom….

Look, you can get any member of the family you want angry at you. But Mom?

Come on, Florida Man. You can do better than that.

  • Florida Man Arrested While Trying To Get INTO A Police Car To Threaten Someone

    The month of August started off with one of the more bizarre Florida Man stories we’ve seen in awhile.

    Florida Man has spent a lot of time in police cars, but this might have been the first time he actively tried to get into one.

    Florida Man Arrested While Trying To Get INTO A Police Car To Threaten Someone

  • You See A Church Congregation, Florida Man Sees Victims For His Next Fraud

    Florida Man seemed to spend a lot of time in church during the month of August.

    In this first instance, Florida Man saw a lot of targets for his investment scam.

    You See A Church Congregation, Florida Man Sees Victims For His Next Fraud

  • Florida Man Looks For Some Heavenly Salvation In the Middle of A Burglary

    Back to church for Florida Man!

    This time, he decided that maybe salvation could be found while committing a crime if he took a dip in the sanctuary baptismal pool.

    And why not have a K-9 officer join in too?

    Florida Man Looks For Some Heavenly Salvation In the Middle of A Burglary

  • Florida Man’s Mom Is Not Going To Be Happy About What He Told the Police

    In addition to being in church, Florida Man spent a lot of time with Mom during the month of August.

    Somehow, blaming Mom for her being the one who gave you a container that contained drug residue in it is not going to warm her heart.

    Florida Man’s Mom Is Not Going To Be Happy About What He Told the Police

  • Florida Man Adds Dear Old Mom To His Multimillion-Dollar Theft Ring

    It looks as if Florida Man REALLY wants to get the family together in his ring of theft – even Dear Old Mom.

    This time, Florida Man didn’t even have to throw her under the bus; she was along with him on the bus ride.

    Florida Man Adds Dear Old Mom To His Multimillion-Dollar Theft Ring

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