Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree
Every family has its particular traditions when it comes to decorating for the Christmas holiday season. Most include some kind of Christmas tree. But when it comes to Florida Man and Florida Woman, how they trim their Christmas tree is apparently open to interpretation.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE – St. Petersburg and the Saga of Florida Woman Miracle Rivera and her as-of-yet unnamed boyfriend.
It must have been a wild holiday time in Florida. Yesterday, we told you the story of Florida Man who decided to make dirt angels in a construction site while being chased by the police after leaving the scene of an accident.
Well, Rivera is accused of using boughs of holly to deck her boyfriend.
Sorry, bad pun.
Apparently, Miracle and the boyfriend got into a verbal argument. I believe infidelity was the topic of choice. So he decides he’s leaving the bedroom and he goes out to sleep on the couch. And that’s the point at which she came out, grabbed the Christmas tree and started hitting him with it.
I don’t know how big a tree you have in your house, but unless this is kind of small, and it’s not noted here in the police report, the size of the tree, I can’t imagine her picking the tree up and repeatedly hitting him with it.
Either way, the boyfriend did suffer some scratches on his arms and upper body.
She was arrested and charged with domestic battery. She was released from jail on Christmas Day and ordered to have no contact with her boyfriend.
The tree, by the way, was not seized as evidence to the best of our knowledge.
If that’s what Christmas was like for Florida Man and Florida Woman, you can only begin to imagine what New Year’s was like.