Have A Book Out From the Library? You Better Check the Due Date
Going to the library can be such a wonderful experience. All those books! And it’s free to read them!
We have an excellent public library here in Morris County as a matter of fact.
But if you take books out from the library, you better make sure you check the due date.
Otherwise, those fines can really add up.
Weird News 4-11-24 – the Library Edition
ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, staff at a public library in Aberdeen, Washington were shocked when they saw an old copy of the Bounty Trilogy by Charles Norhoff and James Norman Hall in the return bin.
Check the due date on that book
A card inside revealed a due date of March 30, 1942, a review written inside the cover presumably by the person who checked the book out, which read, quote, “‘I wouldn’t read this book if I was paid to,” end quote.
I probably wouldn’t read that book either.
I’m more of a picture guy, like Busty Babes, the 99 Edition, Hotty In Hot Tubs – the Picture Book, another classic that will make your eyes pop out, and The Case of the Disappearing Pie Hole.
That is like a graphic novel. The illustrator’s use of shades and color give it like a 3D perspective.
It’s like you’re in the story without reading it. I highly recommend it. I still got my copy from the library for who knows how long.
You serious?
Yeah, I’m serious.
It followed me home…can I keep it?
And lastly in Weird News, a family in Illinois couldn’t believe their eyes when a horse turned up in their house.
It had apparently been walking outside their home when it fell through a window well and landed in the basement.
The animal suffered some small cuts but was otherwise okay, aside from being very confused.
I do have some audio I obtained from a security camera inside the house, so let’s roll it.
AUDIO – “Daddy, Daddy, look, there’s a horse in the house, can we keep it?”
“Well, son, the fact that this horse drops towards roughly about your size tells me you’re too small for a pet this big. Stick to something that’s more appropriate, like collecting worms and making grandma think it’s pasta, mm-kay?”
FUZZY – Aw, shucks. That is kind of a bummer for a kid, and that’s DHA’s Weird News.