Dean Wormer Would Like To Offer Florida Man Some Timely Advice
Florida Man being drunk is nothing new. Florida Man being naked is probably also nothing new.
Florida Man being both drunk AND naked is a little daring, even for him.
So it’s in times like this that Florida Man should probably heed the sage advice of Dean offered by Faber College Dean Wormer all those years ago.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE – Delray Beach and the Saga of Florida Man Edward Tuttle, who was found lying face down in the grass of a Delray Beach intersection the other day.
When police approached him to see what was going on, they found him to be completely naked. They shook him awake, and as he slowly regained consciousness, Tuttle began to stand up.
And then, “unprovoked” and “without warning,” well, he punched a Delray Police Department officer in the nose.
As you can imagine, that did not go over well.
So they got him under control. They put him in handcuffs. He’s still naked. And Tuttle confessed, “Yes, I’m drunk.”
I think they probably had figured that out already.
The Area Around the Incident
Now, nearby the scene where all of this happened is a pub, a cafe, and a cocktails restaurant. But it’s unclear right now as to whether Tuttle came from any or all of those locations.
Sage Advice From Dean Wormer
Ultimately, he was arrested, charged with disorderly, intoxication, and battery on a law enforcement officer. I think, in the words of the immortal Dean Wormer, “fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”