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If You Have A Copy of Titanic On VHS, Florida Man Needs To Speak With You

Author Jim Monaghan

More than 25 million copies of the blockbuster film Titanic were in circulation at one point. If you still have one, Florida Man would like to speak with you.

Collecting things is nothing new. But collecting 1 million copies of the same thing? That’s a bit much for most people, but not for Florida Man who has a goal of amassing 1 million copies of the movie Titanic.

Did we mention that Florida Man is looking for VHS copies of the movie?

Florida man strikes again!

DATELINE – Pinellas County and the saga of a Florida Man who only goes by his initials – JD.

Do you collect things? I have a modest comic book collection. Still have my baseball cards. I have a nice little Monkees collection. An album autographed by all four of the members. That’s kind of rare.

But JD….

Well, he likes the movie Titanic. You might like it, too, but I doubt that you like it as much as he does. He is trying to collect 1 million copies of Titanic on VHS. So far, he has about 2500 copies.

To each his own, but this little hobby is going to outgrow Florida Man’s home.

We’re going to need a bigger boat

Now remember, this was a two cassette set, so this takes up a lot of room. At some point, he’s probably going to have to rent out a storage unit for all of this stuff. Over the weekend, he did a little meet and greet at a comic book store in Largo.

 

I can’t tell if he’s auditioning for a Top 40 disc jockey job or the Weird Al Yankovic biopic.

Either way, if you happen to have a copy of Titanic on VHS and you want to get rid of it, JD. Will take it. You can mail it to him at PO. Box 5355, Largo, Florida 33779. Once again, that address for the West Coast, PO. Box 5355, Largo, Florida 33779.

And much like the heart, this collection goes on and on and on and on.

Florida Man makes it to TV!

 

Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For November 2023

November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.

Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.

We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone – not once but twice – that you’re still very much alive!

What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?

  • Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police

    If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.

    Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.

    Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police

  • What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money

    Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.

    And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.

    What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money

  • Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police

    As a general rule, if someone steals something from you, one of the first things you should do is call the police. For one Florida Woman, her first instinct to call the police to report a theft turned out to be the worst thing she could have done.

    Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?

    Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police

  • “I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python

    It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!

    Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.

    “I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python

  • Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!

    From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!

    Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man’s more unique stories.

    Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!

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