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Florida Man’s Door Camera Reveals A Very Unwelcome Visitor

Author Jim Monaghan

When Florida Man was awakened in the middle of the night by the sound of a rattling door knob, the last thing he expected to find was another Florida Man wearing next to nothing on the other side of the door camera looking in.

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!

DATELINE – Collier County and the Saga of a sleepy Florida Man by the name of Luis.

We only have his first name. Luis was awakened at about 3 AM the other day to the sound of a rattling doorknob. This was the lead story the other night on the local news. It wasn’t buried in the middle. It wasn’t any kind of a kicker. This was the lead.

See the news report for yourself.

So Luis, more than slightly surprised. Luis said, “A zombie. I don’t know if he was drinking or on drugs, but he was acting like a zombie.”

Luis found Victor Esquivel Garcia clad in nothing but underwear, socks and sneakers. “When I opened the door, he looked at me,” Luis said, “and then I ran inside.” Luis said he ran because he couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

I don’t think anybody would be able to believe that at 03:00 in the morning. Louise said, I really thought it was a joke or something because this had never happened before.

Well, Luis, I certainly hope not.

Luis said that the guy went around the back of the house, was trying to open all the doors. He was hell bent on getting in there.

The underwear and sneaker clad Florida Man even tried to get inside Luis’s neighbor’s home, did manage to get inside a car. Luis said he was grateful to the Collier County Sheriff’s Office for quickly getting to his home.

Garcia, arrested that morning, has since bonded out.

I have a feeling this is not the last time we’re going to hear from this guy. Hopefully the next time he shows up on Florida Man Strikes Again. He’s wearing more clothing.

Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For October 2023

We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five “Florida Man Strikes Again” stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.

We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn’t leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.

Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.

What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?

  • Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women

    We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.

    And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.

    Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women

  • Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween

    Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.

    Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he’s still very much alive?

    Florida Man Returns From the Dead Just In Time To Celebrate Halloween

  • Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned

    Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.

    Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned

  • Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh

    Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?

    And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.

    Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.

    Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh

  • Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car

    Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.

    For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.

    Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.

    Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car

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