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For Florida Man No Water In the Coffee Maker Means Flying Oreos For Thanksgiving

Author Jim Monaghan

Given all the crazy things that Florida Man does, you can probably imagine what fun Thanksgiving must be! That is unless tempers get a little frayed, and there’s no water in the coffee maker, and the frustration builds up, and the Oreos go flying.

The end result is an unhappy couple, Florida Man under arrest, and a mess of Oreo cookies that someone is going to have to clean up.

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!

DATELINE – Lake County, Florida and the Saga of Florida Man John Sandoval. John is 70; this happened over the weekend.

John and his wife, they’ve been together for more than 40 years. So this relationship, if you’ve lasted 40 years, you’ve weathered some big storms.  You know it, just in the day to day living.

I don’t know what Thanksgiving was like around the Sandoval dinner table, but apparently things got a little testy over the weekend, following Thanksgiving,

Sandoval and his wife sitting at a table. They apparently got into a verbal argument.

What was it about?

Well, the coffee maker didn’t have any water in it.

Whose fault was it?

Sandoval blamed his wife, got a little aggressive, grabbed a package of Oreo cookies and threw it at her, hitting her in the chest, which caused her to fall, supposedly.

Now, the incident was not reported until a day later, after the woman’s daughter said, mom, you’ve got to press charges.

Well, mom called the cops. Deputies caught up with Sandoval, who admitted to picking up the package of cookies and throwing them at his wife.

He was arrested, transported to the Lake County Jail.

A criminal check of Sandoval revealed a prior conviction for misdemeanor simple battery back in 2005.

The conversation in jail

Meanwhile, you can just imagine the conversation station in jail – “Hey, tough guy, what are you in for?”  “Um… I threw a package of Oreo cookies.”

Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For October 2023

We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five “Florida Man Strikes Again” stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.

We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn’t leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.

Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.

What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?

  • Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women

    We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.

    And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.

    Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women

  • Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween

    Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.

    Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he’s still very much alive?

    Florida Man Returns From the Dead Just In Time To Celebrate Halloween

  • Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned

    Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.

    Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned

  • Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh

    Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?

    And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.

    Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.

    Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh

  • Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car

    Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.

    For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.

    Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.

    Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car

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