How F’d Up Do You Have To Be To Lose Your Kid When He’s Still At Home
We all lose things, no matter what kind of shape we’re in.
Keys, phone, something for work…it happens all the time.
But you have to admit you have to be REALLY f’d up to go shopping and lose your kid, especially when you call the police to investigate and they find he is still at home.
It’s a Monday and oh, the struggle is real. That’s why we ask you every Monday morning, “How F’d Up Were You?”
And hopefully not as badly as this guy in Connecticut, Colby Parker.
He called the police a few days ago because, well, he couldn’t find his kid. He said he had left the kid in the car while he ran into a grocery store. And when he got back, the child was gone.
The Search Is On
You can imagine, the police immediately started searching. They brought in K-9 teams. They coordinated with other police departments in the area. And the cops also started looking through the store’s security footage.
And that’s when they realized the reason Colby Parker couldn’t find his child in the car is because the kid was never in the car in the first place!
The Search Is Finished
About an hour after the child was reported missing, the cops show up at the house, and the kid was there and fine.
Well, Parker wasn’t fine because the cops breathalyzed him and found out he’d been drinking.
He’d actually driven to the same grocery store twice that day. The first time with the kid, and the second time, without. That’s probably what tripped him up.
A family member was called to pick the child up. Colby was arrested for drunk driving, child endangerment, and breach of peace.
So again, no matter how much of a Monday it is for you, you’re not nearly as bad off as this guy.
And that’s this morning’s How F’d Up Were You here on the DHA morning jolt?
Steer Clear: 8 Grocery Store Behaviors to Avoid
Disrespecting Employees
This should be common sense, but one of the fundamental rules of grocery store etiquette is to treat employees with respect and kindness. While it’s understandable to occasionally have moments of price shock or policy gripes. But don’t take it out on the people working at the grocery store. They’re not the ones setting the prices. Venting your frustration on employees is never the right approach. Refrain from raising your voice or engaging in arguments with cashiers and staff members on the sales floor.
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Packing Out the Express Checkout
We all love the quick in-and-out experience of using self-checkout for those small hauls. But the self-service lane loses its charm when people with massive shopping carts, loaded with groceries decide to set up camp there. It’s even worse when they have items needing special codes. So, think of self-checkout as the express lane, where it’s best to stick to around ten items or less. Using the express checkout lane with more items than the posted limit can hold up the line for others who are following the rules. It’s worth mentioning that many grocery stores are opting for more self-checkout lanes in their stores.
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Aisle Bites
You’ve probably seen people snacking on food they haven’t paid for yet at the grocery store. Some even take half-eaten items to the cashier to scan. This is not only rude but also unhygienic. It’s like treating the store as your personal buffet and it makes others uncomfortable. While satisfying your cravings is perfectly fine, there are better ways to go about it.
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Grocery Blocker
You’re bound to bump into a friend or neighbor while grocery shopping, but consider where you stop for a chat. If you see someone eyeing the produce behind you, it’s a good sign to wrap up and find a quieter spot. Keep in mind that grocery store catch-ups should be relatively short. It’s not the ideal time for lengthy reunions, especially if others are waiting to shop. The same courtesy applies to your shopping cart. Don’t park your cart smack in the middle and block the way for everyone else.
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Stashing Unwanted Groceries and Trash
If you change your mind about something while shopping, do everyone a favor and return it to where it belongs. Dumping unwanted items in random aisles instead of returning them to their proper creates frustration for both store employees and fellow shoppers. Nobody wants to discover a rogue carton of buttermilk sitting next to the potato chips. It makes the store messy, confuses people, and turns a simple grocery trip into a weird scavenger hunt. In some grocery stores, you might find cafes where you can stroll the aisles with a coffee or beverage in hand. Chances are you’ve come across half-empty Starbucks cups or abandoned water bottles among the store shelves. When you’ve finished your drink, it’s best to dispose of the cup or bottle properly.
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Leaving Your Grocery Cart Wherever
Bringing back your shopping cart is the most basic form of grocery store courtesy. Returning your shopping cart is a quick task and it’s a huge help for the store staff. Additionally, left-behind carts can lead to more significant problems. A deserted cart in the parking area may potentially cause damage to vehicles. A cart left behind inside can cause a roadblock in the store.
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Lack of Personal Space
When we’re shopping at the grocery store, give people their personal space. Whether browsing the aisles for your favorite snacks or waiting in line at the checkout, respecting personal space is key. No one likes feeling crowded or rushed while making their selections, and we all appreciate a bit of privacy when completing our transactions.
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Rude Cellphone Usage
When you’re at the store, try not to use your phone too much. It’s okay to make a quick call to roomie to ask about ketchup, but keep it quiet and brief. Save the catching up for later. Also, don’t text and push your cart at the same time because you might bump into something or someone. Lastly, unless you’re using your phone for digital coupons or rewards, it’s best to put it away during checkout.
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