Weird News – You Need To Be More Careful With that Apple Watch

An Apple Watch, a porta potty, and Mr. Hankey - could it be any more obvious that this is a REALLY bizarre episode of Weird News?

ANNOUNCER - Time now for WDHA's Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.

FUZZY - Today in weird news, an amateur poker player in California who claimed he had stage four colon cancer collected thousands of dollars in donations on his GoFundMe page so he could play in the poker tournament in Las Vegas.

He needed to meet the $10,000 buy-in for the no limit, and hold him world championship, but wound up collecting over $30,000.

He later admitted it was a lie, but he still intends to keep the money because he believes he has undiagnosed breast cancer.

I'm glad he decided to come clean and tell the truth. Nonetheless, the fact that he may have breast cancer now, maybe I should take some of my blackjack money and donate to him.

AUDIO - Here's an idea. Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day.

FUZZY - We can do that. Whatever works out best for you. It's not like it's a crapshoot or anything.

AUDIO - I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned the monkey loose.

FUZZY - Thank you, Eddie.

And lastly in Weird News, state police were called out to a lake in northern Michigan to rescue a woman who had become trapped inside an outhouse toilet while trying to retrieve her Apple Watch. When officers arrived, they found that the woman had climbed all the way into the toilet and got stuck. Rescuers had to remove the toilet and drop straps down into the receptacle to pull her out.

It's nice that the guys were dropping straps down and not a turd. That's something I would have done.

AUDIO - Ma'am, if you can hear me, we're sending Mr. Hankey down to help you. If he seems a little muddy and nutty, don't worry. He was attending a house party the other day with the Alpha Betas. I assure you, you're in safe hands. Heads up.

FUZZY - And that sound could only mean one thing. She's saved.

And that's DHA's Weird News.

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Here in New Jersey, we love Dave Grohl. Then again, I think the whole world loves him. He’s a super-talented musician and one of the nicest guys in rock. It was just his birthday and we celebrated on my show by jamming out to music. I’d love for you to take a look at 5 Dave Grohl songs New Jersey fans love!

I have a feature at 5 PM called First Call Last Call. It’s a themed block of music for your ride home that is put together based on the responses to the question of the day on the DHA Facebook page. The other day I mentioned that Dave Grohl’s birthday was approaching, and I asked what song with Dave’s drumming or vocals you absolutely love. Of course, I got some great responses. You could pick from awesome drumming on Nirvana songs, catchy melodies of Foo Fighters, and more. He’s played on a lot, with a lot of different people, so there’s sure to be at least one song you dig from his extensive catalog.

Dave Grohl has done so many interviews and meet and greets and you never hear a bad thing about him. Just that he’s so kind, insightful, and even motivational. He’s always talking about following your dreams, especially regarding young musicians.

His drumming is so good. It’s not overly complicated but fits each song he plays on so very well! And his songwriting skills are on another level. He can rock out with an up-tempo banger, or give you a spacey, dreamlike ballad with heart.

The songs he’s been a part of are a lot of fun to listen to and I loved reading through the responses of what DHA listeners think is his best song.

On that note, how about we look at 5 Dave Grohl songs New Jersey fans love!

This is where many of us were introduced to Dave. His drumming blew me away. That intro when he comes in after Kurt's guitar riff is epic!

This one wasn't initially planned to be on the album.  Thank God it was.  Such a rocker and that chorus is an anthemic hook!

So Dave helped out Josh Homme and company on this album "Songs For The Deaf".  Man did his drumming get even better than his Nirvana days.  It's so great to hear!

This one is such a beautiful look at life and the ups and downs.  But yet it still has that rock feel.  And some emotional singing from Grohl!

It's a rock supergroup!  Of course Dave is part of it! LOL.  His drumming does not disappoint and sounds so fun on this track.