Missing Money Around the House? Check With Your Dog
Have some missing money that you can’t find in the house? You might want to check with your dog.
Who hasn’t heard the “the dog ate my homework” excuse?
But when it comes to missing money, probably the last thing you’re thinking is, “the dog ate my money.”
Either way, maybe you should check the dog’s bowl just to be sure.
Weird News 3-7-24
ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.
The dog ate my missing money
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, a Pittsburgh family was having work done in their home and left an envelope containing $4,000 in cash on the kitchen counter to pay for it.
They walked out of the kitchen and returned 30 minutes later to find that their seven-year-old Golden Doodle Cecil had eaten the cash, about $2,000 of it.
The rest of it was found chewed up on the floor.
AUDIO – Well, that sucks.
And that’s one reason I don’t own a dog. They eat just about everything.
My advice? Just invest in a pet sponge. They don’t have mouths or expensive taste. Just leave it in the fish tank and use your uneaten money to buy a Guinness beer for yourself and shamrock-a-ritas for your lady friend.
St. Patrick’s Day is coming up. You’ll want to spend it on the important stuff. That’s what I say.
AUDIO – That’s good advice.
Also, in Weird News, a Georgia man from Cherokee County who lives next door to a wedding venue has a history of making threats to those who attend events there.
That wedding was a blast
A wedding had just concluded and the bride and groom boarded a helicopter. When it took off, witnesses say they heard a fireworks shoot off and explode in close proximity to the chopper.
I do have recorded audio I obtained from someone on board who was close to the bride when this happened, so let’s roll the clip.
Yeah, I agree. She ain’t taking crap from anyone and she’s packing her own heat too to her own wedding. I’m impressed.
Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo.
Explain the pregnant stingray, please
And lastly in Weird News, a stingray residing at the aquarium in North Carolina has been a real freak in the tank, but no one can figure out with whom.
Charlotte is the only stingray in the tank who also happens to be pregnant.
Workers at Team Ecco Aquarium and Shark Lab in North Carolina are completely stumped. Charlotte has never been in a tank with another stingray, but does share it with a couple of white-spotted bamboo sharks named Larry and Mo.
One possible explanation is that Charlotte somehow made sweet inter-species love with one of the sharks, or she impregnated herself.
Geez, you walk away from a fish tank for one quick second and bam, you’re pregnant. Going to the aquarium is supposed to be a fun family trip.
Now Team Echo’s got to call Maury Povich and get him involved for DNA testing because Charlotte’s stingray is a floozy. What’s this world coming to?
And that’s DHA’s Weird News.