Florida Man Will Never Get His Driver’s License With A Stunt Like This
DATELINE – Collier County FL Florida Man Gary Lamar Miller will never get his Florida driver’s license if he keeps pulling a stunt like the one he tried a few…
DATELINE - Collier County FL
Florida Man Gary Lamar Miller will never get his Florida driver's license if he keeps pulling a stunt like the one he tried a few days ago.
Miller was clocked doing 117 miles per hour in a 70 mph zone on I-75 shortly after midnight a few days ago. With the police now in pursuit, Florida Man led them on a high-speed chase.
Despite flashing lights and sirens, Miller refused to pull over and revved his Nissan SUV to more than 120 MPH before exiting the interstate highway and finally stopping his vehicle in front of a gated community.
If the police were less than thrilled with Miller's antics behind the wheel, you can imagine their reaction when he told one of the arresting officers that the high speed chase made him feel as if he were in the video game Grand Theft Auto.
To top things off, Miller only had a learner's permit to drive and was driving illegally.
Needless to say, there's a excellent chance that Florida Man will not be able to complete his driver's education training behind bars.
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