Only Florida Man Would Find This Floating Around In His Swimming Pool
Take a busy intersection. Add in an SUV and a swimming pool. Factor in Florida Man playing the part of a superhero. You have yourself the perfect scenario for an…
Take a busy intersection. Add in an SUV and a swimming pool. Factor in Florida Man playing the part of a superhero. You have yourself the perfect scenario for an epic tale!
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - North Lauderdale and the Saga of Florida Man William Marts. Now, to set this up, if you're familiar with some of the busier intersections in our area, and I think of Five Points in Union, if you know where Galloping Hill Road meets there, Five Corners, Jersey City, a lot going on at that intersection.
Closer to home here in Morristown, you have that intersection off the Green at the bottom of the hill where Morris Avenue, Morris Street and Spring Street where they all meet. So that kind of sets the scene for what's going on here.
As you will see in the video here, Marts was sitting in his house a few days ago when he heard a loud crash.
When he went outside to see what happened, he discovered that a silver SUV had crashed through his fence at the busy intersection of Southgate Boulevard and Southwest 71st Avenue.
Oh, but wait. Because as is often the case with Florida Man, there's more.
Not only did the SUV crash through Marts' fence, but it landed in his swimming pool
Marts jumped into his pool to find a driver and child in the vehicle, so like any true superhero, he worked on helping them get out of the vehicle.
He was aided by an off-duty Broward Sheriff's Office detective who was passing by when she noticed what had happened.
The driver and passenger were taken to the hospital for treatment and were deemed to be okay.
Marts also went to the hospital and did the interview for a local Florida television station still in his hospital gown!
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For August 2023
The month of August was pretty wild for Florida Man.
Oh sure, there were the usual drunken adventures and mishaps. And impersonating a police officer, well that's definitely nothing new for Florida Man.
What surprised us was the location Florida Man chose for some of his antics - like church - and his inclusion of Mom a couple of times.
Even for non-believers, there has to be at least a little concern of "What if..." when you decide to commit any kind of crime in a church or house of worship.
After all, there are so many other places to find victims these days.
Although we will admit that the attempt at salvation via baptism while in the act of vandalizing a church puts a different sort of twist on things.
And when it comes to dealing with Mom....
Look, you can get any member of the family you want angry at you. But Mom?
Come on, Florida Man. You can do better than that.
Florida Man Arrested While Trying To Get INTO A Police Car To Threaten Someone
The month of August started off with one of the more bizarre Florida Man stories we've seen in awhile.
Florida Man has spent a lot of time in police cars, but this might have been the first time he actively tried to get into one.
You See A Church Congregation, Florida Man Sees Victims For His Next Fraud
Florida Man seemed to spend a lot of time in church during the month of August.
In this first instance, Florida Man saw a lot of targets for his investment scam.
Florida Man Looks For Some Heavenly Salvation In the Middle of A Burglary
Back to church for Florida Man!
This time, he decided that maybe salvation could be found while committing a crime if he took a dip in the sanctuary baptismal pool.
And why not have a K-9 officer join in too?
Florida Man’s Mom Is Not Going To Be Happy About What He Told the Police
In addition to being in church, Florida Man spent a lot of time with Mom during the month of August.
Somehow, blaming Mom for her being the one who gave you a container that contained drug residue in it is not going to warm her heart.
Florida Man Adds Dear Old Mom To His Multimillion-Dollar Theft Ring
It looks as if Florida Man REALLY wants to get the family together in his ring of theft – even Dear Old Mom.
This time, Florida Man didn’t even have to throw her under the bus; she was along with him on the bus ride.
