A Very Bad Combo – Florida Man, Walmart, and a Lost Cell Phone
Put the words “Florida Man,” “Walmart,” and “lost cell phone” all together and you may just have the Florida Man Strikes Again Story of the Year! FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!…
Put the words "Florida Man," "Walmart," and "lost cell phone" all together and you may just have the Florida Man Strikes Again Story of the Year!
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Port Charlotte and the Saga of Florida man Coty Clements.
Let's set the scene. It's in a Walmart in Port Charlotte, and it involves a restroom and a lost cell phone.
Have you ever lost your cell phone? Hopefully you got it back if you did, because someone did the right thing.
Have you ever found a cell phone? Hopefully you did the right thing. You gave it to the authorities. Maybe a lost and found where you were, brought it to a police station.
Either way, you did the right thing.
What did Florida Man Coty Clemens do?
He found someone's cell phone in a Walmart bathroom and called 911 to make a bomb threat.
Well, when 911 called back, Clemens answered the phone and said, "Tik toc, tic toc," and hung up.
There are SO many things going on in this story.
Well, now the authorities have the number. They're able to track down the owner who said, oh, I lost my phone. I was in Walmart.
So the police, they start going through the Walmart security footage. Lo and behold, they find footage of Clemens in the bathroom on the phone.
Florida Man's Motivation For the Stunt
Well, he cops to what he did. He said that he decided to make a prank phone call because he had seen other people doing it on TikTok. I guess he thought he'd join in on the fun.
According to the police report, Florida Man states he regrets his decision and realizes he made a bad decision.
You think? Really?
Clements, charged with making a false report about planting a bomb or a weapon of mass destruction. That's a second degree felony, by the way.
He was released from the county jail on $15,000 bond and has also been ordered by a judge to have no contact with any Walmarts.
He has a court arraignment on February 12h. That should be a very interesting hearing.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For December 2023
The Christmas season is always a wonderfully festive time for many, and that includes Florida Man who had an epic month.
Whether it was flying Christmas trees, extravagant decorations on a home that no one knows who the owner is, or an attempt to meet with the general on a United States military base, Florida Man.
Every state has its colorful characters, but for some reason the phrase "Florida Man" immediately lets you know that you're about to hear a story that will defy most things considered logical.
And you can toss common sense out the window too.
Along with the Christmas tree - that is when you're not flinging it across the room at Florida Man.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for December?
Captain America - aka Florida Man - Claims To Have An Appointment With the General
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with the general.
In other words, think of this as a typical "Karen would like to speak with the manager" type of situation.
Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree
Every family has its particular traditions when it comes to decorating for the Christmas holiday season. Most include some kind of Christmas tree. But when it comes to Florida Man and Florida Woman, how they trim their Christmas tree is apparently open to interpretation.
Florida Man’s Christmas Eve Included Doing Dirt Angels While Being Chased By Police
Florida Man being chased by the police isn’t anything new. Making dirt angels in the process and the fact that it happened on Christmas Eve probably shouldn’t shock you either.
Florida Man Has An Unusual Excuse When Cops Find Meth In His Underwear
Florida Man must either be running out of excuses or very creative, because the excuse he gave the cops when they found meth in his underwear was more than just a little unusual.
Either the Meth Fairy paid him a visit, or he has some very strange sleeping partners.
Florida Man May Be A Squatter But He Loves His Christmas Lights
Such a festive time of year, even for Florida Man who seems to like decorating the house. Even if he’s a squatter in a house doesn’t even belong to him.
The question is – who exactly DOES the house belong to?
