There’s Simply No Way We’re As Tough As This Florida Man
We all like to think we have an element of toughness about us, but odds are that we’re not nearly as tough as today’s Florida Man who walked a mile…
We all like to think we have an element of toughness about us, but odds are that we're not nearly as tough as today's Florida Man who walked a mile - with a bullet in his head - in an attempt to get to a friend's house after being shot.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Holly Hill, Florida.
You may be tough. You may think you're really tough, but I don't think you're as tough as Florida Man was here.
He walked a mile to a friend's house to make a 911 call. The odd thing about that is he had a bullet in his head at the time he did this.
We don't know his name yet, but we do know the name of the guy who allegedly shot him. And that's Christopher Hastings, who ended up being arrested pretty quickly after this happened and charged with attempted murder.
And the story is wild.
The guy with the bullet in his head walks to a friend's house, knocks on the door, I need you to help me call 911. So he calls 911, and the 911 operator asks for the guy's condition.
Well, he's been shot in the head.
Needless to say, they took him to the hospital for surgery. He's in stable condition.
Meanwhile, the Volusia County sheriff's office and Daytona Beach police arrested the suspect, identified as Christopher Hastings. They found him within minutes. And I believe he had a weapon in his possession. Whether it was the actual weapon he used in this crime or not, we're not completely sure yet.
The Charges
But he's being held at the Volusia county branch jail on no bond for charges of attempted second degree murder, aggravated battery, tampering with evidence and other unspecified crimes. So you may be tough, but I don't think you're as tough as this Florida man.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For December 2023
The Christmas season is always a wonderfully festive time for many, and that includes Florida Man who had an epic month.
Whether it was flying Christmas trees, extravagant decorations on a home that no one knows who the owner is, or an attempt to meet with the general on a United States military base, Florida Man.
Every state has its colorful characters, but for some reason the phrase "Florida Man" immediately lets you know that you're about to hear a story that will defy most things considered logical.
And you can toss common sense out the window too.
Along with the Christmas tree - that is when you're not flinging it across the room at Florida Man.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for December?
Captain America - aka Florida Man - Claims To Have An Appointment With the General
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with the general.
In other words, think of this as a typical "Karen would like to speak with the manager" type of situation.
Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree
Every family has its particular traditions when it comes to decorating for the Christmas holiday season. Most include some kind of Christmas tree. But when it comes to Florida Man and Florida Woman, how they trim their Christmas tree is apparently open to interpretation.
Florida Man’s Christmas Eve Included Doing Dirt Angels While Being Chased By Police
Florida Man being chased by the police isn’t anything new. Making dirt angels in the process and the fact that it happened on Christmas Eve probably shouldn’t shock you either.
Florida Man Has An Unusual Excuse When Cops Find Meth In His Underwear
Florida Man must either be running out of excuses or very creative, because the excuse he gave the cops when they found meth in his underwear was more than just a little unusual.
Either the Meth Fairy paid him a visit, or he has some very strange sleeping partners.
Florida Man May Be A Squatter But He Loves His Christmas Lights
Such a festive time of year, even for Florida Man who seems to like decorating the house. Even if he’s a squatter in a house doesn’t even belong to him.
The question is – who exactly DOES the house belong to?
