Florida Man’s 911 Call Ends Up With Him Getting Arrested
All Florida Man was trying to do was make the streets safe for his fellow drivers. Except that his 911 call to report a reckless driver ended with him showing…
All Florida Man was trying to do was make the streets safe for his fellow drivers.
Except that his 911 call to report a reckless driver ended with him showing a stolen police badge and him under arrest.
You can only begin to imagine what was going through the head of the driver who was pulled over as all of this was being sorted out by the real cops who arrived on the scene.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Pembroke Pines. And the Saga of Florida Man Davonte Thompson, who was driving on the road.
He noticed another motorist driving recklessly. Seeing that there were no police officers around, Thompson decided to take matters into his own hands.
He pulled up next to the other driver, and motioned for him to pull over.
Oh, did I mention that he showed a police badge? Well, of course, the driver did.
Once he had the motorist pulled over, Thompson then called 911 to report that he had pulled over a driver for reckless driving. Well, the 911 operator dispatched officers to the scene, where they proceeded to arrest Thompson for impersonating a police officer.
It turns out not only is Thompson not a cop, but the badge that he had was stolen. It had belonged to a retired sheriff's deputy.
So Thompson arrested for impersonating a police officer. He said, "I just wanted them (meaning the police, to do their job and get them off the streets, meaning the reckless driver.
Listen, it could always be worse. At least Thompson didn't do what a guy in Louisiana did the other day who flashed a badge, pulled over a driver, only to find out that that driver was a deputy chief.
It can always be worse, even for Florida Man.
Consider this the Florida Man version of "no good deed goes unpunished."
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For December 2023
The Christmas season is always a wonderfully festive time for many, and that includes Florida Man who had an epic month.
Whether it was flying Christmas trees, extravagant decorations on a home that no one knows who the owner is, or an attempt to meet with the general on a United States military base, Florida Man.
Every state has its colorful characters, but for some reason the phrase "Florida Man" immediately lets you know that you're about to hear a story that will defy most things considered logical.
And you can toss common sense out the window too.
Along with the Christmas tree - that is when you're not flinging it across the room at Florida Man.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for December?
Captain America - aka Florida Man - Claims To Have An Appointment With the General
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with the general.
In other words, think of this as a typical "Karen would like to speak with the manager" type of situation.
Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree
Every family has its particular traditions when it comes to decorating for the Christmas holiday season. Most include some kind of Christmas tree. But when it comes to Florida Man and Florida Woman, how they trim their Christmas tree is apparently open to interpretation.
Florida Man’s Christmas Eve Included Doing Dirt Angels While Being Chased By Police
Florida Man being chased by the police isn’t anything new. Making dirt angels in the process and the fact that it happened on Christmas Eve probably shouldn’t shock you either.
Florida Man Has An Unusual Excuse When Cops Find Meth In His Underwear
Florida Man must either be running out of excuses or very creative, because the excuse he gave the cops when they found meth in his underwear was more than just a little unusual.
Either the Meth Fairy paid him a visit, or he has some very strange sleeping partners.
Florida Man May Be A Squatter But He Loves His Christmas Lights
Such a festive time of year, even for Florida Man who seems to like decorating the house. Even if he’s a squatter in a house doesn’t even belong to him.
The question is – who exactly DOES the house belong to?
