Florida Man’s Issues With Spelling End Up With Him Being Arrested
It’s a lesson that Florida Man should have learned in school – proper spelling is important. In this case, improper spelling ended up with Florida Man getting arrested. Of course,…
It's a lesson that Florida Man should have learned in school - proper spelling is important. In this case, improper spelling ended up with Florida Man getting arrested.
Of course, this being Florida Man, there were some other extenuating circumstances to go along with the spelling issues.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - DeSoto County and the Saga of an as-yet Unidentified Florida Man.
Impersonating police officers is nothing new. You hear about it all the time, and not just in Florida.
The Florida man was cited this week for driving a truck that was painted to look very, very similar to a border patrol vehicle. From the color scheme to the lights that he had on it to the logo on the side of the door.
Well, the driver was pulled over a few days ago, cited under a law that deals with prohibited vehicle lights that resemble those of law enforcement or other officials, according to the DeSoto County Sheriff's Office.
And then shortly thereafter, the sheriff's office posted photos of that truck on social media that was in an attempt to raise awareness about people impersonating authorities. Photos of the white truck showed the logo on the side panel plus a diagonal green stripe down the side of the cab, and it also had red and blue lights.
The Sheriff's Office Takes To Social Media
This vehicle had been seen in several counties. The tip off that this wasn't an official vehicle was that instead of saying "Border Patrol," it said "Booty Patrol."
It's clearly there in big green letters - "BOOTY PATROL."
Well, anyway, the driver not identified, as we said, at least not as of yet.
Now, in the social media post from the sheriff's office with the pictures, someone came on and said, I know for a fact that that vehicle has never pulled anyone over while claiming to be a law enforcement official.
Makes me think that that person might know exactly who owns that truck.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For October 2023
We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five "Florida Man Strikes Again" stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.
We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn't leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.
Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?
Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women
We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.
And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.
Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween
Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.
Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he's still very much alive?
https://wdhafm.com/2023/10/31/florida-man-returns-from-the-dead-just-in-time-to-celebrate-halloween/
Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned
Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.
Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh
Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?
And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.
Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.
Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car
Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.
For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.
Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.
