Florida Man Made It Way Too Easy For the Cops To Find Him
If you’re going to commit a crime, like stealing a Lyft car for example, the last thing you want to do is make it easy for the cops to find…
If you're going to commit a crime, like stealing a Lyft car for example, the last thing you want to do is make it easy for the cops to find you.
But when it comes to Florida Man, all bets are off. So of course, he made sure to use his real name to make it as easy as possible for the police to apprehend him.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Miami and the Saga of Florida Man Jermiah Charles.
If you're going to pull off a crime, you probably don't want anyone to know your name, right?
That wasn't the case with Jermiah Charles. He carjacked a Lyft driver in Miami a few days ago. Drove off in that driver's Toyota Corolla.
The driver said that he had started punching her from the seat until she finally got out. Now she's okay. And we know what the guy's name is, because when he ordered the Lyft, he did it under his own name.
He stole the car after booking a ride through the app. So the driver, she just gave the cops his information.
Which is exactly how they tracked him down. Police arresting Jermiah Charles at his home. They found the car a block away.
It wasn't me, officer
Now, of course, he denied everything, claimed he hadn't even taken a Lyft that day. But obviously, they had the records.
Plus, a community security camera nearby also got him on video. He is facing charges for robbery and carjacking.
Unfortunately, they cannot charge him with severe stupidity.
Now understand that we would never advocate committing a crime of any kind. And that would obviously include assaulting a Lfyt driver and stealing the car.
But for heaven's sake - come up with a fake name.
Think of it in the same way as that burner account you have for Instagram.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For October 2023
We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five "Florida Man Strikes Again" stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.
We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn't leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.
Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?
Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women
We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.
And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.
Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween
Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.
Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he's still very much alive?
https://wdhafm.com/2023/10/31/florida-man-returns-from-the-dead-just-in-time-to-celebrate-halloween/
Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned
Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.
Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh
Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?
And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.
Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.
Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car
Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.
For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.
Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.
