Florida Man REALLY Picks the Absolute Worst Guy To Mess With
We would never advocate trying to attack someone in the first place, but this Florida Man REALLY picked the wrong guy to mess with.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN
DATELINE – Miami and the Saga of Florida Man Omar Marrero.
If you’re going to get into a fight or an argument with someone, there are probably some rules you should follow. One, fight the battles you know you can win. If you’re a parent, you know what I’m talking about. Get into an argument with your spouse or get into an argument with your kids. Fight the battle you know you can win.
Read the room, know what’s going on, and know your opponent.
Well, apparently, Omar didn’t follow any of those.
He went up to another guy sitting in a car, hit on one of the car windows, then tried to jump into the car to cut the guy with a knife.
That guy got out of the car and tried to calm Marrero down. That’s when Marrero came at him with another knife.
And that’s when Marrero was body-slammed to the ground because the guy he chose to go after was another Florida Man by the name of Javier Baez, with a 5-2-1 MMA record.
“When you train so many times,” Baez says, “it just becomes a reflex. I’ve been training my whole life, black belt jujitsu, wrestled in college, eight pro fights, MMA Masters. I’ve got great training partners.”
For one Florida Man, it was “easy peasy”
So Baez, as we said, slammed Marrero to the ground and put him in a chokehold. And once that happened, well, Marrero just kind of let go because when you’re in a chokehold, you’re not worried about anything other than breathing.
“Easy peasy,” is how Baez put it.
Yeah, I guess if you’re an MMA guy, it’s easy peasy. Marrero, by the way, charged with one count each of burglary, assault or battery, and aggravated battery.