The Traffic Violations Were the Least of Florida Man’s Issues
A couple of traffic violations turned into quite the ordeal for Florida Man once he admitted to the police that he was in possession of marijuana. Because once the police…
A couple of traffic violations turned into quite the ordeal for Florida Man once he admitted to the police that he was in possession of marijuana. Because once the police started to search his vehicle, and found a bunch of other drugs and weapons, the issues got a whole lot more complicated for him.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Crisp County, Georgia. And the Saga of Florida Man Dallas Day. He is from Summerfield, Florida, apparently taking his act on the road.
He was pulled over a couple of days ago for speeding and failure to maintain his lane while driving his silver Ford Mustang, according to the Crisp County Sheriff's Office.
Well, the speeding - that could be avoided. Stay in your lane, that could also be something you can do on your own to avoid attracting attention.
Because once he attracted the attention of the sheriff's office, well, deputies pulled him over and they noticed the smell of marijuana coming from the car. Day freely admitted, "Yes, officer, I have marijuana inside the vehicle."
Another dumb move right there, because with that admission, a search resulted, and that search revealed a large quantity of marijuana, along with some pills, four guns and an illegal suppressor.
A Ton of Possession Charges
Day was arrested and booked into the Crisp County Detention center on charges that included possession of a firearm during commission of a crime, possession of marijuana, possession of a sawed off shotgun, possession of a machine gun, possession of a silencer, possession of a schedule four controlled substance, possession of prescription drugs not in the original container, and, oh, yes, multiple traffic offenses.
Although after that laundry list of the things that he was in possession of, I think the multiple traffic offenses would be the least of Florida man's problems.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For October 2023
We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five "Florida Man Strikes Again" stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.
We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn't leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.
Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?
Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women
We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.
And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.
Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween
Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.
Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he's still very much alive?
https://wdhafm.com/2023/10/31/florida-man-returns-from-the-dead-just-in-time-to-celebrate-halloween/
Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned
Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.
Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh
Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?
And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.
Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.
Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car
Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.
For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.
Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.
