Florida Man Sends Text Threat To Himself and Lands In Jail
Watching your ex move on after a breakup can be tough. And when Florida Man enters the picture, it gets even tougher because not only does he not want to…
Watching your ex move on after a breakup can be tough. And when Florida Man enters the picture, it gets even tougher because not only does he not want to see you move on, he wants to get even with your new beau.
That's just one of the possible explanations for what happened here when Florida Man tried to convince the cops that his ex-wife's new boyfriend was a threat to his kids, only to land himself in jail.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Lake Worth, Florida and the Saga of Florida Man Rishil Bisnath, who contacted the Palm Beach Beach Sheriff's Office to report what he said were threatening messages that he received from his ex-wife's new boyfriend.
One of those messages allegedly threatened the guy's kids.
Well, it turns out after some brief questioning that the ex-wife's new boyfriend did not send any text messages. In fact, Bisnath sent the messages to himself from his phone to his iPad.
Bisnath wanted law enforcement to stop by his former wife's house. He had previously contacted the Palm Beach Sheriff's Office eight different times, requesting a welfare check on his kids. The ex-husband told the deputy he believed this fake threat could not be ignored by law enforcement, thus ensuring deputies would go to his kid's location.
Well, according to the arrest report, Bisnath had no real reason to believe the children were in any danger at all, which prompted deputies to arrest Bisnath and charge him with falsely reporting a non-existing crime and resisting arrest without violence. Because as they arrested Bisnath, he allegedly pulled away, was forced to the ground while yelling, "You can't take me to jail!"
Well, not only can they take him to jail, they did.
He was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail, released a few hours later, due in court for his arraignment hearing on November 30.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For October 2023
We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five "Florida Man Strikes Again" stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.
We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn't leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.
Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?
Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women
We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.
And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.
Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween
Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.
Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he's still very much alive?
https://wdhafm.com/2023/10/31/florida-man-returns-from-the-dead-just-in-time-to-celebrate-halloween/
Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned
Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.
Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh
Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?
And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.
Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.
Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car
Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.
For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.
Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.
