Florida Man Has a Really Strange Place To Keep His Pets – All 5 of Them
A lot of people have pets. Probably only Florida Man would keep his pets – alligators…all five of them – in a strange place. Like his bathtub. FLORIDA MAN STRIKES…
A lot of people have pets. Probably only Florida Man would keep his pets - alligators...all five of them - in a strange place.
Like his bathtub.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Saint Cloud and the Saga of Florida Man Robert Robinson.
He has an interesting pet collection. He found himself in a bit of hot water after County Sheriff's officers discovered he was keeping not one, not two, not three, not four, but five alligators in a bathtub in his house.
He's been cited for the personal possession of wildlife without a Class II permit after officers found a gator at his home.
The police had received an anonymous tip that someone was keeping juvenile alligators in a bathtub. Officers visited the home that was mentioned in the tip. They were greeted by someone sitting on the front porch who said, well, you should contact the owner.
So the officers contacted Robinson, who over the phone told the officers, "Yeah, I have gators in the house. Go on in and take a look. It's okay with me."
Well, inside the bathroom that was in Robinson's bedroom, officers found the five alligators in the bathtub. Of course, they double checked the other rooms inside the home to make sure that there weren't any other little critters floating around or just roaming around.
Officers managed to track down Robinson near his work to speak with him in person, at which time he revealed that he caught the alligators from a pond near his home. It remains unclear how long Robinson was in possession of these alligators.
Mandatory Court Appearance
Robinson has been issued a citation which carries a mandatory court appearance. Hopefully, he doesn't bring any alligators with him.
Those five alligators that were in the tub, by the way, they've been released into a nearby lake.
Can you imagine that Florida man bringing gators with him to the court appearance?
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For October 2023
We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five "Florida Man Strikes Again" stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.
We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn't leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.
Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?
Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women
We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.
And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.
Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween
Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.
Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he's still very much alive?
https://wdhafm.com/2023/10/31/florida-man-returns-from-the-dead-just-in-time-to-celebrate-halloween/
Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned
Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.
Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh
Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?
And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.
Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.
Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car
Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.
For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.
Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.
